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CD 2 - Clothing Optional (2004-2005)

"Sailor Without A Sea" © 2004 Bret Unplugged
A Buffett style song, inspired by a 3 year drought, I haven't been sailing in a few years now. About a guy in a dessert town with a boat and no water.

"3 Miles From The Titty Bar" © 2004 Bret Unplugged
Originally intended for the 1^st CD, I never did finish it, writers block. About a grandfather and son and hit the strip club after the ladies go into town shopping.

"Useless Piece Of Crap" © 2004 Bret Unplugged / Peter Niles
About that guy/girl at work, the one who never does work, and does everything they can to get around work.

"Spankula" © 2004 Bret Unplugged
A combination Nosfaratu (vampire) and Fetish spanker, this guy doesn't suck blood, he spanks young girls asses! I actually made a BAT paddle for my shows! Young maidens, come see my show, let Spankula paddle you some.

"Size Does Matter" © 2004 Bret Unplugged
My first CD was pretty sassy, really perverted, picked on the women a little too much . I decided it was payback time, this is a cute little song to rip on the guys with small units. I'm sure the girls will get a kick out of it

"Amen Eh-mon" © 2003 Bret Unplugged
One thing I like about Jimmy Buffett, he really has a way with words (Open season on the open seas and….), or (Lava comes out soft and hot, you better lava me now or lava me not). I came up with this cute little Reggae song about a stoner in Jamacia, smokin a blunt on the corner of church and a preacher trys to give up his sinning ways.

"Close Your Legs And Think Of Jesus" © 2004 Bret Unplugged / Inspired by Angie N
Angie thought the song title said it all, so I decided to write a song around it.

"El Chico Americano" © 2003 Bret Unplugged
An entire song written in spanish, ok it's caveman spanish, but I tried. It's about an american thinking he can speak spanish, sings about a fun time in a mexican bar.

"Fingers" © 2004 Bret Unplugged
The only song where I don't use a pick. It's about all the wonderful (suggestive) uses for your fingers.

"Lighthouse Blues" © 2004 Bret Unplugged
Inspired by the lighthouse fog horn that goes off every 30 seconds at my favorate beach. I made this sond to be written so the fog horn goes off at a specific time in the song.

"Milk From The Tap" © 2004 Bret Unplugged
How perverted food can actually be.

"Pitz Blues" © 2004 Bret Unplugged
Howling Jeb is the Baddest blues player ever. Lookin like a worked over blues brother, he sings about the Pitz, which is much worse than the blues, and there's only one cure, Captain's Spiced Rum ! Thanks Jeff Pitz for the inspirational idea!

"Skid Marks" © 2004 Peter Niles / Bret Unplugged
Written entirely by Pete (except for a few tweaks), about those tire tracks in your pants...skid marks

"I Got A Bullet With Your Name On It" © 2004 Bret Unplugged
A parody on my own song, I altered my first song from Sock to bullet, this is about the people that want to go postal at work.

"Will Work For Beer" © 2005 Bret Unplugged
I said I'd never do another country song, well, here's #2, and I'm sure there's more to come. It's about a guy who works hard all day to pay the bills and plays guitar at night to earn his beer money.

"A Penny For My Thoughts" © 2004 Bret Unplugged
Probably the most deep song I have, has 2 meanings, you choose which. A stripper tells a guy, a penny to talk to me, a buck to see my titties. He chooses to pay to see her titties, and pays for a lot more, in the end running out of money and losing his love. Had he just paid the penny, he could have earn her love. On the other hand, it's a classic stripper story, guy meets girl, girl works on taking all his money, then leaves him heart broken and broke.