Bret Unplugged Order Form
Bret Unplugged Order Form

Full Name:___________________________________________________________________    
                                                                   
Address:_____________________________________________________________________    
                                                                   
City:______________________________ State:_______     Zip:___________________    
                                                                   
Phone: (_____)_____________  Email:__________________________________________     

ITEMS / DESCRIPTION                                COST    QTY       TOTAL

-----------------CDs:---------------------------
Dirty As Your Laundry     - Music  CD #1           $7.00   ______   _________
Clothing Optional         - Music  CD #2           $7.00   ______   _________
Pair-o-D's                - Parody CD #3           FREE  
Ho Ho Ho                  - Music  CD #4           $7.00   ______   _________
Bret Unplugged Autographed Sock                    $7.00   ______   _________

 ______Bret Unplugged Ultimate Fan Package______ 
|                                               |
|CD#1, CD#2, FREE CD #3 and T-shirt, CD#4, Sock | $35.00   ______   _________
|_______________________________________________|


Misc:------------------------------------------
Beach Discs Game  								  $10.00   ______   _________
Teke Necklace					 				  $ 7.00   ______   _________
          
Total      (Shipping/Handling FREE in United States)                _________
              (No shipping outside the cont. US)

By signing this document I declare I am above the age of 18 and am aware 
Bret Unplugged CD's contain explicit lyrics and adult content. I have read
and agree to terms below.    

                            Signature_______________________________________
Print and fill out the order form and send check or money order to:

Bret Unplugged
Suite 757 Simonet Ct.
Green Bay, WI 54301


TERMS:
  • CD contains explicit lyrics, adult language, adult theme and sexual references, not intended for children. Listen at your own risk. If the music offends you, just don't buy it and don't listen.
  • Any requests of quantity over 5 CD's, please contact me via email to discuss terms.
  • Allow 2-4 weeks delivery. Bret Unplugged CD's are a novelty CD, sound quality and volume may vary on recordings.
  • All materials included in CD... songs, lyrics, music and cover art are works of Bret Unplugged (C), all rights are reserved. Any use of materials without written permission is strictly prohibited.
  • All purchases are final and will not be refunded. If CD or item is faulty or damaged upon shipment, contact Bret to discuss reshipment. Bret Unplugged is not responsible for damaged you cause to CD. (You break it, you buy it)
  • Bret Unplugged reserves the right to deny order requests.
  • The Pair-o-D's cd is not for sale, and can ONLY be obtained for FREE
  • Substitutions may be made by Bret due to out of stock items.
  • Free T-shirt quality is shite, iron on material does not last many washes, so never wash it. :)
  • Bret Unplugged merch (besides CDs) is not the greatest quality and novelty only (don't be disappointed)